1 00:00:01,919 --> 00:00:03,545 Fargo: Previously on Eureka. 2 00:00:03,670 --> 00:00:05,047 Sheriff Jack Carter, Tess Fontana. 3 00:00:05,172 --> 00:00:06,252 Tess and I are old friends. 4 00:00:06,965 --> 00:00:08,675 You're the new head of section five? 5 00:00:09,968 --> 00:00:12,346 Lexi: Look, Duncan, how well do we really know each other? 6 00:00:12,513 --> 00:00:14,765 You know, our hopes, our dreams, 7 00:00:14,890 --> 00:00:17,851 our reactions to surprises? 8 00:00:19,019 --> 00:00:21,813 I think I'm gonna have to think about this. 9 00:00:22,856 --> 00:00:25,400 You and Henry are working on something. 10 00:00:25,901 --> 00:00:27,903 It's the signal, isn't it? 11 00:00:29,029 --> 00:00:31,007 I think you're gonna need all the help that you can get. 12 00:00:31,031 --> 00:00:32,111 Henry, what are you saying? 13 00:00:32,157 --> 00:00:33,635 I'm saying that there's something out there, 14 00:00:33,659 --> 00:00:35,077 and it's heading straight for us. 15 00:00:35,202 --> 00:00:36,912 Straight for Eureka. 16 00:00:43,710 --> 00:00:44,836 What's all this? 17 00:00:44,962 --> 00:00:46,797 Oh, we're making a baby book for the boys. 18 00:00:47,965 --> 00:00:49,383 Smile, uncle Jack. 19 00:00:50,008 --> 00:00:51,885 Thanks for that. Sarah, print. 20 00:00:52,010 --> 00:00:54,054 Sarah: I'd be happy to maintain a virtual album 21 00:00:54,179 --> 00:00:56,598 with holographic growth charts and captured sound. 22 00:00:57,849 --> 00:01:02,437 Uh, that's okay, Sarah. Some things are better the old—fashioned way. 23 00:01:03,522 --> 00:01:04,815 So, any word from Duncan? 24 00:01:04,940 --> 00:01:07,609 Dad. What? No, it's okay, Zoe. 25 00:01:07,734 --> 00:01:09,987 Now, he's probably halfway across the world, 26 00:01:10,112 --> 00:01:11,405 curing disease where he belongs, 27 00:01:11,530 --> 00:01:14,533 which is why I didn't tell him I was pregnant to begin with. 28 00:01:14,658 --> 00:01:16,553 I'm sorry, aunt Lex, I really didn't mean to pressure you. 29 00:01:16,577 --> 00:01:18,870 I just thought you guys would work it out. 30 00:01:18,996 --> 00:01:20,156 No, Zoe, it's not your fault. 31 00:01:20,205 --> 00:01:21,456 Life is... 32 00:01:21,957 --> 00:01:23,917 It's messy sometimes. 33 00:01:24,126 --> 00:01:25,586 Is it? Here we go. 34 00:01:25,711 --> 00:01:26,920 So, everything's my fault? 35 00:01:27,045 --> 00:01:28,880 No, not everything. 36 00:01:29,006 --> 00:01:31,550 Look, Jack, even when we were kids, you never took my side. 37 00:01:31,675 --> 00:01:33,260 Lex, cut the guy some slack. 38 00:01:33,385 --> 00:01:35,405 I mean, you lied to him for months, then you took off. 39 00:01:35,429 --> 00:01:38,515 He didn't have the chance to do the right thing. 40 00:01:43,395 --> 00:01:46,231 Yes. Life is messy. 41 00:01:47,733 --> 00:01:49,651 But this isn't how you clean it up. 42 00:01:50,277 --> 00:01:52,696 He doesn't want this. I do. 43 00:01:53,488 --> 00:01:55,115 So I'm moving on. 44 00:01:56,992 --> 00:01:58,452 I got to get dressed. 45 00:01:59,453 --> 00:02:00,537 Are you okay? 46 00:02:00,662 --> 00:02:02,080 I'm fine. 47 00:02:04,207 --> 00:02:05,292 Okay. 48 00:02:20,015 --> 00:02:21,058 Moving on. 49 00:02:32,319 --> 00:02:33,862 Uh, so what's this all about? 50 00:02:33,987 --> 00:02:35,739 Just waiting for the aliens to land. 51 00:02:35,864 --> 00:02:36,865 Seriously? 52 00:02:36,990 --> 00:02:38,590 Mmm-hmm. Actually, it's our turn to host, 53 00:02:38,617 --> 00:02:39,857 'cause we went there last year. 54 00:02:39,951 --> 00:02:41,828 Um... there being? 55 00:02:41,953 --> 00:02:44,581 Area 51, Eureka's arch rivals. 56 00:02:44,706 --> 00:02:47,459 Our annual bowling match goes back nearly 50 years. 57 00:02:47,584 --> 00:02:48,984 Bowling, that sounds pretty intense. 58 00:02:49,044 --> 00:02:50,796 You have no idea. 59 00:02:51,505 --> 00:02:55,300 So, area 51, that's ufo guys, right? 60 00:02:55,425 --> 00:02:57,928 Wrong. They got the alien rep after a surveillance balloon 61 00:02:58,053 --> 00:02:59,888 crashed in 1947, never lived it down. 62 00:03:00,013 --> 00:03:02,057 Which is why we love to rub it in. 63 00:03:02,182 --> 00:03:03,558 Totally throws off their game. 64 00:03:05,936 --> 00:03:07,938 Bismark: Well, well, well. 65 00:03:09,356 --> 00:03:10,774 Hello, Fargo. 66 00:03:10,899 --> 00:03:12,651 Hello, bismark. 67 00:03:14,361 --> 00:03:16,071 Mmm, what is that odor? 68 00:03:16,905 --> 00:03:18,824 Ah, the smell of fear. 69 00:03:18,949 --> 00:03:21,284 The only thing scary about you is your breath. 70 00:03:21,410 --> 00:03:23,078 Ready to lose for the fifth year running? 71 00:03:23,203 --> 00:03:25,014 Did you bring your little green men to help you? 72 00:03:25,038 --> 00:03:25,789 Oh, I'll show you little green men. 73 00:03:25,914 --> 00:03:29,209 Easy, ladies. Let's try to keep the competition friendly, okay? 74 00:03:29,334 --> 00:03:31,169 Well, it's hardly a competition, sheriff. 75 00:03:31,294 --> 00:03:33,839 Your little team here doesn't stand a chance. 76 00:03:33,964 --> 00:03:36,049 You haven't met our secret weapon. 77 00:03:36,550 --> 00:03:38,927 Hey, big ed, come out and say hi. 78 00:03:43,724 --> 00:03:47,018 Big ed Fowler, the former pba champion? 79 00:03:51,898 --> 00:03:54,818 He also happens to be a very gifted biochemist. 80 00:03:54,943 --> 00:03:56,862 Bowling's more of a hobby. 81 00:03:57,612 --> 00:04:00,782 Well, there's no way. This is a complete violation of the rules. 82 00:04:00,907 --> 00:04:02,909 You can't just bring in a ringer from the outside. 83 00:04:03,034 --> 00:04:05,412 Rules state anybody employed here can play. 84 00:04:05,537 --> 00:04:07,122 Read 'em and weep. 85 00:04:08,915 --> 00:04:11,251 Still time to beam back to the mother ship. 86 00:04:11,501 --> 00:04:12,544 Bring it, Fargo. 87 00:04:12,669 --> 00:04:14,880 Oh, it's been brung, bismark. Nice English. 88 00:04:15,005 --> 00:04:15,797 Yeah, nice face. 89 00:04:15,922 --> 00:04:17,632 All right, stop. 90 00:04:18,091 --> 00:04:21,094 All right, I got to go, but both of you, behave. 91 00:04:32,814 --> 00:04:33,857 Hey, ai. 92 00:04:33,982 --> 00:04:37,027 Finally. What, did you come by pack mule? 93 00:04:37,152 --> 00:04:38,653 Nice to see you, too, Tess. 94 00:04:38,779 --> 00:04:41,281 Sorry, but time—sensitive issue. 95 00:04:41,406 --> 00:04:44,117 We need your help collecting all the globidium in Eureka. 96 00:04:44,242 --> 00:04:45,744 Uh... all the what? 97 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:47,287 Globidium, it's a nuclear element, 98 00:04:47,412 --> 00:04:49,122 artificially created here at global. 99 00:04:49,247 --> 00:04:50,957 It's much safer than plutonium, 100 00:04:51,082 --> 00:04:52,959 with 10 times the energy output. 101 00:04:53,084 --> 00:04:54,084 Mmm. Then why the recall? 102 00:04:54,127 --> 00:04:56,379 Globidium's been field-tested in town for years, 103 00:04:56,505 --> 00:04:58,265 but we need to get it back for a new project. 104 00:04:58,340 --> 00:04:59,841 Not everyone is complying. 105 00:04:59,966 --> 00:05:01,885 And we were hoping that you could persuade them 106 00:05:02,010 --> 00:05:04,763 using your inimitable Andy Griffith charm. 107 00:05:05,180 --> 00:05:06,890 You know what? You have the unique ability 108 00:05:07,015 --> 00:05:08,725 to make a compliment sound insulting. 109 00:05:08,850 --> 00:05:10,036 Who said that was a compliment? 110 00:05:10,060 --> 00:05:13,104 Okay, stop. I really need your help, Carter. 111 00:05:13,230 --> 00:05:15,583 Well, in the meantime, it's artificial. Can't you make some more? 112 00:05:15,607 --> 00:05:17,502 Yeah, we could, if we had six months, but we don't. 113 00:05:17,526 --> 00:05:18,610 We need to move quickly. 114 00:05:18,735 --> 00:05:21,947 Oh. This has something to do with the signal from space. 115 00:05:22,072 --> 00:05:23,114 You told him? 116 00:05:23,240 --> 00:05:25,617 No, but you just did. 117 00:05:27,035 --> 00:05:28,662 Yeah, you think you're clever. 118 00:05:28,787 --> 00:05:29,871 Uh, yes, I am. 119 00:05:29,996 --> 00:05:31,996 So, when are the little green men coming to Eureka? 120 00:05:32,040 --> 00:05:33,834 I'm sorry. I can't share the details. 121 00:05:33,959 --> 00:05:35,520 But you and I shared an alternate universe. 122 00:05:35,544 --> 00:05:37,379 Does that not mean anything to you? 123 00:05:37,504 --> 00:05:39,548 Just get to that list, sheriff. 124 00:05:39,673 --> 00:05:41,132 All right. Okay? 125 00:05:42,008 --> 00:05:42,843 Wait, I'm on this list! 126 00:05:42,968 --> 00:05:46,847 The smart house reactor runs on globidium, so we'll need yours, too. 127 00:05:46,972 --> 00:05:48,640 Is that a problem? 128 00:05:48,765 --> 00:05:50,725 Uh, no. No. Um... 129 00:05:51,309 --> 00:05:52,811 Sarah might have an issue with it. 130 00:05:53,728 --> 00:05:55,039 Henry: Well, you don't have to worry about Sarah. 131 00:05:55,063 --> 00:05:57,858 I mean, she can be adapted to alternate fuel sources. 132 00:05:57,983 --> 00:06:00,423 Carter: Yeah, well, she doesn't like change, and neither do I. 133 00:06:00,527 --> 00:06:01,987 Inoficed. 134 00:06:02,863 --> 00:06:03,905 Meaning? 135 00:06:05,448 --> 00:06:08,410 Tess Fontana. I mean, she gets under your skin. 136 00:06:08,535 --> 00:06:10,287 Yeah, just a bit. 137 00:06:10,412 --> 00:06:12,581 Uh, don't look now, but I think our first customer 138 00:06:12,706 --> 00:06:13,986 is trying to make a fast getaway. 139 00:06:14,082 --> 00:06:14,875 Seth! 140 00:06:15,000 --> 00:06:16,668 Henry: Clean globidium mobile. 141 00:06:16,793 --> 00:06:18,062 I'll return the power cell tomorrow. 142 00:06:18,086 --> 00:06:19,105 I got a hot date tonight, okay? 143 00:06:19,129 --> 00:06:20,130 She loves the car. 144 00:06:20,255 --> 00:06:23,592 Well, she's just got to love you for you. Pop the hood, Henry. 145 00:06:24,759 --> 00:06:26,529 Come on, sheriff. I just had this cleaned professionally, 146 00:06:26,553 --> 00:06:28,353 inside and out. You could eat off that engine. 147 00:06:28,471 --> 00:06:31,141 Uh, it's not here. The reactor is empty. 148 00:06:36,938 --> 00:06:38,356 All right, Seth, give it back. 149 00:06:38,481 --> 00:06:40,066 Whoa, I'm the victim here. 150 00:06:40,191 --> 00:06:41,985 Really? Then why were you trying to get away? 151 00:06:42,110 --> 00:06:43,278 In a car with no power cell? 152 00:06:43,403 --> 00:06:45,030 How dumb do you think I am? 153 00:06:45,155 --> 00:06:46,615 Well... hey! 154 00:06:54,831 --> 00:06:56,041 Man: Yeah! 155 00:07:18,730 --> 00:07:20,023 What the hell? 156 00:07:20,732 --> 00:07:21,733 Fargo: Strike one! 157 00:07:24,653 --> 00:07:26,237 Hey, you know the rules. 158 00:07:26,947 --> 00:07:28,090 You mess with your own balls all you want, 159 00:07:28,114 --> 00:07:29,991 but you can't mess with ours. 160 00:07:30,116 --> 00:07:32,744 Somebody can't take a joke. 161 00:07:32,869 --> 00:07:34,287 Fargo, I have one word for you. 162 00:07:34,412 --> 00:07:36,081 Is it "surrender"? 163 00:07:38,583 --> 00:07:40,001 It's "truce." 164 00:07:41,086 --> 00:07:42,587 We're above this pettiness, 165 00:07:42,712 --> 00:07:43,940 so I'm gonna be the bigger man here 166 00:07:43,964 --> 00:07:46,299 and propose that we focus on the game. 167 00:07:46,424 --> 00:07:48,051 No more pranks. 168 00:07:48,885 --> 00:07:50,011 Deal? 169 00:07:51,638 --> 00:07:52,764 Deal. 170 00:07:53,556 --> 00:07:54,933 May the best team win. 171 00:07:55,642 --> 00:07:57,602 As long as they're human. 172 00:07:58,144 --> 00:07:59,437 Good one. 173 00:08:00,313 --> 00:08:01,773 Bismark: Good game. 174 00:08:02,023 --> 00:08:03,858 We're really calling a truce? 175 00:08:03,984 --> 00:08:06,695 No way. I just want to keep them off their guard. 176 00:08:06,820 --> 00:08:08,863 That way they'll never know what hit them. Huh? 177 00:08:08,989 --> 00:08:10,407 Oh! 178 00:08:16,413 --> 00:08:18,123 Oh, what the frak? 179 00:08:21,835 --> 00:08:23,771 Osborne says that his car was in the driveway all night, 180 00:08:23,795 --> 00:08:25,875 so anyone could have taken the power cell from there. 181 00:08:25,922 --> 00:08:27,757 Yes, but globidium is a unique power source, 182 00:08:27,882 --> 00:08:29,735 and without it our project won't be ready in time. 183 00:08:29,759 --> 00:08:31,636 Oh, what project is that, exacfly? 184 00:08:31,761 --> 00:08:33,930 The point is, we need to find it. 185 00:08:34,055 --> 00:08:36,516 Okay. Do we need to be worried about health risks? 186 00:08:36,641 --> 00:08:38,768 Well, compared to elements like plutonium, no, 187 00:08:38,893 --> 00:08:40,329 but if it should be taken out of the container, 188 00:08:40,353 --> 00:08:44,566 then we'd be looking at moderate levels of 189 00:08:44,691 --> 00:08:45,942 Radioactivity. 190 00:08:46,067 --> 00:08:47,067 Now, that's odd. 191 00:08:47,110 --> 00:08:52,365 I mean, it's picking up a radioactive source from somewhere. 192 00:08:53,074 --> 00:08:55,952 Sheriff Carter, we demand action. 193 00:08:58,580 --> 00:09:02,417 I think they've taken the little green men thing a bit far. 194 00:09:07,505 --> 00:09:10,967 Uh, this is no joke. They're radioactive. 195 00:09:35,658 --> 00:09:37,511 Those guys are crazy. They're trying to kill us. 196 00:09:37,535 --> 00:09:38,995 Oh, you're gonna be fine. 197 00:09:39,120 --> 00:09:40,222 They're gonna be fine, aren't they? 198 00:09:40,246 --> 00:09:41,307 Yeah, they're gonna be fine. 199 00:09:41,331 --> 00:09:42,516 I mean, you have elevated levels 200 00:09:42,540 --> 00:09:46,169 of gamma radiation that mutated the pigmentation of your skin 201 00:09:46,294 --> 00:09:49,255 But it's the equivalent of a sunburn. 202 00:09:49,881 --> 00:09:51,925 So, we're not gonna turn into the hulk? 203 00:09:52,050 --> 00:09:55,345 Only if you get really, really angry. 204 00:09:57,097 --> 00:09:58,556 No. No, no, no, don't worry, no. 205 00:09:58,681 --> 00:10:00,475 It'll be out of your system in a few days. 206 00:10:00,600 --> 00:10:01,952 Then we need to get back to practice. 207 00:10:01,976 --> 00:10:05,396 No, no, we need to get even. Fargo smash! 208 00:10:05,522 --> 00:10:07,816 No, Fargo will not smash. 209 00:10:07,941 --> 00:10:10,610 All right? There will be no getting even. Understand? 210 00:10:13,780 --> 00:10:14,924 It's actually a pretty color. 211 00:10:14,948 --> 00:10:16,324 Yeah, if you're a muppet. 212 00:10:16,449 --> 00:10:18,118 So, what could have caused this? 213 00:10:18,243 --> 00:10:20,537 Could it be a missing power cell, courtesy of area 51? 214 00:10:20,662 --> 00:10:21,663 On its own, no, 215 00:10:21,788 --> 00:10:23,548 but if it was altered somehow, it's possible. 216 00:10:23,581 --> 00:10:25,017 Well, I've worked with these guys before. 217 00:10:25,041 --> 00:10:26,459 They're dorks, but they're harmless. 218 00:10:26,584 --> 00:10:28,878 Well, we still need to collect the remaining power cells. 219 00:10:29,003 --> 00:10:30,940 All right. You want to go with Jo, I'll check out bismark? 220 00:10:30,964 --> 00:10:32,048 Let's go. 221 00:10:32,757 --> 00:10:35,135 Don't be afraid to use deadly force. 222 00:10:37,011 --> 00:10:39,639 Sarah: There's a visitor at the door. 223 00:10:39,764 --> 00:10:43,560 Ooh, maybe it's the baby's crib. Sarah, you can open the door. 224 00:10:47,939 --> 00:10:49,190 Duncan? 225 00:10:49,816 --> 00:10:51,151 Hello, Lex. 226 00:10:51,276 --> 00:10:53,236 Sarah: This is the Duncan? 227 00:10:53,361 --> 00:10:55,864 Uh, yeah, this is him. 228 00:10:56,573 --> 00:10:57,574 What is that? 229 00:10:57,699 --> 00:11:00,785 Oh, it's my house. It's possessed. 230 00:11:00,910 --> 00:11:03,055 Sarah: Possessed of a singular artificial intelligence. 231 00:11:03,079 --> 00:11:03,913 Sarah, please. 232 00:11:04,038 --> 00:11:05,123 I thought you left town. 233 00:11:05,248 --> 00:11:06,916 No, I prefer to deal with my problems. 234 00:11:07,041 --> 00:11:09,419 Hey, we're nobody's problems. 235 00:11:09,544 --> 00:11:11,379 Don't turn this around on me, okay? 236 00:11:11,504 --> 00:11:13,840 You were the one who took off without saying a word. 237 00:11:13,965 --> 00:11:15,985 Well, you're the one who freaked out when I told you. 238 00:11:16,009 --> 00:11:17,927 That's 'cause of the way you sprang it on me. 239 00:11:18,052 --> 00:11:21,514 I mean, kapow! Looky here, twins, right out of thin air. 240 00:11:22,265 --> 00:11:25,727 All right, you're right, so maybe I panicked a little. 241 00:11:26,102 --> 00:11:27,103 A little? 242 00:11:27,228 --> 00:11:29,540 What? So, are you telling me that you would have reacted differently 243 00:11:29,564 --> 00:11:30,732 had I told you in Cape Town? 244 00:11:30,857 --> 00:11:31,983 Yeah. 245 00:11:35,278 --> 00:11:38,031 Maybe. The point is, I had a right to know. 246 00:11:39,282 --> 00:11:40,283 You're right. 247 00:11:41,117 --> 00:11:42,368 You did. 248 00:11:44,078 --> 00:11:46,247 So, what do you want to do now? 249 00:11:46,372 --> 00:11:48,082 What do you want to do? 250 00:11:48,875 --> 00:11:51,419 I want us to be honest with each other. 251 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:57,508 I mean, come on. We had six crazy, passionate months together, 252 00:11:58,176 --> 00:12:00,011 but this wasn't in the cards. 253 00:12:01,346 --> 00:12:03,181 Life looks different to me now. 254 00:12:04,015 --> 00:12:05,558 I'd give up anything for these kids, 255 00:12:05,683 --> 00:12:07,560 but I don't expect you to. 256 00:12:07,685 --> 00:12:09,020 Isn't that my choice? 257 00:12:14,901 --> 00:12:17,070 Go back to your life, Duncan. 258 00:12:17,987 --> 00:12:19,239 Please? 259 00:12:21,783 --> 00:12:23,451 That's what you really want? 260 00:12:24,244 --> 00:12:25,328 Yes. 261 00:12:26,412 --> 00:12:28,414 Sarah: You heard the lady. 262 00:12:35,838 --> 00:12:37,382 Yeah! There you go. 263 00:12:37,507 --> 00:12:40,969 Just picture Fargo's fat face on the pins, works every time. 264 00:12:41,094 --> 00:12:42,303 Bismark. 265 00:12:42,428 --> 00:12:45,265 Oh, hello, sheriff. How's Fargo? 266 00:12:46,474 --> 00:12:49,185 Green with envy, or just plain green? 267 00:12:49,310 --> 00:12:51,229 What did you do, and how'd you do it? 268 00:12:51,938 --> 00:12:54,691 Camoscope, the future of camouflage. 269 00:12:54,816 --> 00:12:56,136 It emits gamma rays into the skin, 270 00:12:56,234 --> 00:12:58,820 starting a chain reaction that alters the pigmentation. 271 00:12:58,945 --> 00:13:03,700 Any chance you powered it with a stolen bit of... 272 00:13:03,825 --> 00:13:06,911 It's a nuclear power cell thingy. 273 00:13:07,036 --> 00:13:09,289 We don't steal, we win. 274 00:13:09,414 --> 00:13:13,042 Still, you're taking the prank thing a little far, don't you think? 275 00:13:13,167 --> 00:13:15,545 As far as turning a beloved mascot invisible, 276 00:13:15,670 --> 00:13:18,881 or planting a bioengineered laxative in a rival's talcum powder? 277 00:13:19,007 --> 00:13:20,341 Why would you do that? 278 00:13:21,384 --> 00:13:24,637 You guys did that, last year in area 51. 279 00:13:25,847 --> 00:13:30,101 Look, if you really want to find your nuclear power cell thingy, sheriff, 280 00:13:30,977 --> 00:13:32,937 you might want to talk to your own team members, 281 00:13:33,062 --> 00:13:35,857 'cause they're the ones that take things too far. 282 00:13:41,696 --> 00:13:43,031 For you. 283 00:13:44,115 --> 00:13:44,949 You're Lexi's niece, right? 284 00:13:45,074 --> 00:13:46,242 Yeah. Zoe. 285 00:13:46,367 --> 00:13:48,453 You know, your aunt can be unbelievably stubborn. 286 00:13:48,578 --> 00:13:51,706 Yeah, and overprotective. It runs in the family. 287 00:13:53,166 --> 00:13:55,418 What's with the green man group? 288 00:13:55,543 --> 00:13:58,755 Oh. My boyfriend's team got punked by their rivals. 289 00:13:58,880 --> 00:14:00,298 It's probably gamma radiation. 290 00:14:00,423 --> 00:14:02,925 I saw something similar near a reactor in Siberia. 291 00:14:03,051 --> 00:14:04,969 The green's a nice touch. 292 00:14:05,094 --> 00:14:06,134 Do you know how to fix it? 293 00:14:06,179 --> 00:14:09,640 Well, lucky for you, a good epidemiologist always travels prepared. 294 00:14:10,725 --> 00:14:12,769 Vinspresso ice cream, anyone? 295 00:14:12,894 --> 00:14:15,438 Vincent, we don't need ice cream, we need payback! 296 00:14:15,563 --> 00:14:19,484 Oh, my! What are you, green and deaf? I said no payback. 297 00:14:19,609 --> 00:14:22,278 Of course, sheriff. We'll take the high road. 298 00:14:22,403 --> 00:14:23,404 It's a good idea. 299 00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,365 Stop sucking up, Lucas. 300 00:14:25,490 --> 00:14:28,076 Are you guys planning any pranks involving a nuclear power cell? 301 00:14:28,201 --> 00:14:31,287 We've dabbled in a little combustion explosives, but nothing nuclear. 302 00:14:31,412 --> 00:14:34,165 Lucas, what part of "secret" don't you understand? 303 00:14:34,290 --> 00:14:36,876 Hey. You almost done with Tess' list? 304 00:14:37,001 --> 00:14:40,254 Uh, yeah, and Seth Osborne's not the only one missing a power cell. 305 00:14:40,380 --> 00:14:41,714 We have three more thefts. 306 00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:43,383 Of course we do. 307 00:14:44,008 --> 00:14:46,719 Can I offer you two some ice cream before it all melts? 308 00:14:46,844 --> 00:14:48,012 Uh, no, thank you. 309 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,138 What's the problem? 310 00:14:49,263 --> 00:14:52,683 My freezer died right after area 51 showed up. 311 00:14:52,809 --> 00:14:54,727 Coincidence? I think not. 312 00:14:54,852 --> 00:14:56,604 Well, don't be too sure. 313 00:14:56,729 --> 00:14:58,689 Is café diem on the list? 314 00:15:01,192 --> 00:15:04,112 Yeah. The freezer runs off globidium. Globidium. 315 00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:07,657 And it was working when big ed cleaned it this morning. 316 00:15:07,782 --> 00:15:11,327 Now, Seth Osborne said that he had his car cleaned as well. 317 00:15:11,452 --> 00:15:14,831 Would big ed happen to work in the auto-detailing business? 318 00:15:14,956 --> 00:15:18,459 Well, sure. Big ed can clean anything. I mean, that's his job. 319 00:15:18,584 --> 00:15:20,169 He's the cleaner. 320 00:15:22,755 --> 00:15:25,508 That's it, all the globidium cells we've managed to collect. 321 00:15:25,633 --> 00:15:28,136 Well, the laser telescope is gonna need a lot more power 322 00:15:28,261 --> 00:15:31,931 if we're gonna get a good look at that, whatever it is. 323 00:15:32,056 --> 00:15:33,850 Is that what's sending the signal? 324 00:15:33,975 --> 00:15:35,415 Yeah, it's the best image we can get. 325 00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:37,895 The new telescope will give us a much higher resolution, 326 00:15:38,020 --> 00:15:40,648 but our atmospheric window closes in 24 hours. 327 00:15:40,773 --> 00:15:44,485 Well, Carter will find the stolen power cells. Just give him some time. 328 00:15:44,610 --> 00:15:45,736 Okay. 329 00:15:47,447 --> 00:15:50,908 Is there anything, you know, going on between you two? 330 00:15:52,118 --> 00:15:56,622 What? Oh, god. No! I'm pregnant. 331 00:15:56,747 --> 00:15:59,542 Well, you know, some guys are into that. More of you to love. 332 00:15:59,667 --> 00:16:02,336 Okay, stop. We're friends. 333 00:16:02,462 --> 00:16:04,255 Just... just friends. 334 00:16:06,424 --> 00:16:08,009 If you say so. 335 00:16:10,470 --> 00:16:11,929 Okay. Thanks, principal Wallace. 336 00:16:12,054 --> 00:16:13,931 We'll let you know when we find it. 337 00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:15,816 Let me guess. She had big ed clean something. 338 00:16:15,850 --> 00:16:19,645 A globidium-powered barbecue that's now missing a power cell. 339 00:16:19,770 --> 00:16:21,522 Wow, looks like the cleaner's dirty. 340 00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:24,275 Yeah, well, maybe we'll get lucky and he'll confess. 341 00:16:24,400 --> 00:16:26,068 It's just down here. 342 00:16:35,745 --> 00:16:36,954 Big ed? 343 00:16:39,874 --> 00:16:41,083 Hello? 344 00:16:41,834 --> 00:16:42,835 I guess he stepped out. 345 00:16:42,960 --> 00:16:44,545 Yeah. 346 00:16:46,297 --> 00:16:47,840 Or took off. 347 00:16:50,051 --> 00:16:52,595 The missing power cells. 348 00:16:53,429 --> 00:16:56,641 Should we be worried about, you know, radiation exposure? 349 00:16:56,766 --> 00:16:58,309 Well, I gotta... 350 00:17:00,853 --> 00:17:02,480 I got to say yes. 351 00:17:07,360 --> 00:17:09,529 Jo: Is that big ed? 352 00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,076 Not anymore. 353 00:17:26,837 --> 00:17:28,714 No radiation. It's all good. 354 00:17:28,839 --> 00:17:30,591 Well, tell that to big ed. 355 00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:31,759 So, he just melted? 356 00:17:31,884 --> 00:17:33,511 Like a green Popsicle on a sunny day. 357 00:17:34,762 --> 00:17:36,602 Well, at least you found the missing globidium. 358 00:17:36,681 --> 00:17:38,933 Well, globidium couldn't do this on its own. 359 00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,435 Could it react to the stuff that turned him green? 360 00:17:41,561 --> 00:17:43,881 Well, if the combo generated the right amount of radiation, 361 00:17:43,980 --> 00:17:45,898 it could mutate human cells. 362 00:17:46,023 --> 00:17:47,066 We need to talk to Henry. 363 00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:48,401 All right. 364 00:17:49,694 --> 00:17:51,028 Theoretically, it's possible. 365 00:17:51,153 --> 00:17:53,155 Uh, except for one problem. 366 00:17:53,281 --> 00:17:55,658 These containers, they're empty. 367 00:17:56,242 --> 00:17:58,536 What happened to the globidium? 368 00:17:58,661 --> 00:18:01,914 I don't know. I mean, there's not a single photon in any of them. 369 00:18:02,039 --> 00:18:03,249 As a matter of fact, 370 00:18:03,374 --> 00:18:06,752 there's a total absence of radiation in big Ed's remains. 371 00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:07,878 Well, that's disturbing. 372 00:18:08,004 --> 00:18:10,715 Well, he is a big puddle of goo. 373 00:18:10,840 --> 00:18:12,216 No, no, Carter, I mean, on average 374 00:18:12,341 --> 00:18:15,011 we're all exposed to 0.2 rem of radiation each year, 375 00:18:15,136 --> 00:18:17,805 which means, to some degree, we're all radioactive. 376 00:18:17,930 --> 00:18:18,973 Oh, that's comforting. 377 00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:21,183 No, it's normal and generally safe, 378 00:18:21,309 --> 00:18:23,509 though neither of those words seem to apply around here. 379 00:18:23,561 --> 00:18:24,854 Yeah, you get used to that. 380 00:18:24,979 --> 00:18:28,983 Henry, if big ed was turned green by radiation, 381 00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:31,485 shouldn't his levels be even higher? 382 00:18:31,611 --> 00:18:33,696 One would expect, 383 00:18:33,821 --> 00:18:35,621 but it's like something drained it out of him. 384 00:18:35,698 --> 00:18:37,134 Well, what about the rest of the team? 385 00:18:37,158 --> 00:18:38,758 They've all been tested. Everyone's fine. 386 00:18:38,784 --> 00:18:40,095 Let's get them back and check their radiation levels, 387 00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,996 just to be on the safe side. Okay. 388 00:18:42,705 --> 00:18:44,874 You threatened my team and liquefied our secret weapon! 389 00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:47,627 This is blasphemy! Okay? Madness! 390 00:18:47,752 --> 00:18:49,462 This is Eureka! 391 00:18:49,587 --> 00:18:50,796 Break it up. What happened? 392 00:18:50,921 --> 00:18:53,299 Look, I have no idea, okay? But we didn't do it. 393 00:18:53,424 --> 00:18:54,884 You did turn them green. 394 00:18:55,009 --> 00:18:57,345 I told you. We fully tested the camoscope. 395 00:18:57,470 --> 00:18:59,221 The effects are completely superficial. 396 00:18:59,347 --> 00:19:01,283 All right. Well, did you do anything else to big ed, 397 00:19:01,307 --> 00:19:02,475 any pranks, any other... 398 00:19:02,600 --> 00:19:04,560 When? We've been here practicing all day. 399 00:19:04,685 --> 00:19:05,895 Ask anyone. They'll tell you. 400 00:19:06,020 --> 00:19:07,521 Well, you've probably been using 401 00:19:07,647 --> 00:19:09,565 alien mind control on everybody here. 402 00:19:09,690 --> 00:19:10,690 Bite me, Kermit. 403 00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:11,942 Carter: Guys! 404 00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:16,864 A man's dead. Okay? Now, I need help. You got it? 405 00:19:18,199 --> 00:19:19,742 Got it. Got it. 406 00:19:20,117 --> 00:19:22,870 Great. Fargo, you knew big ed. 407 00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:24,348 Any reason that he'd want to stockpile 408 00:19:24,372 --> 00:19:25,498 a whole bunch of globibinum? 409 00:19:25,623 --> 00:19:26,666 Globidium. 410 00:19:26,791 --> 00:19:28,167 Don't push me. 411 00:19:28,793 --> 00:19:30,419 I don't know. Um... 412 00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:32,129 He usually kept to himself. 413 00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:35,508 I know he liked to clean, and I think he had a pet. 414 00:19:36,425 --> 00:19:39,845 Okay. Bismark, you want to keep area 51 here until further notice. 415 00:19:39,970 --> 00:19:42,515 Fargo, get your guys to g.D. Just in case. 416 00:19:42,640 --> 00:19:43,974 You mean, like, in case we melt? 417 00:19:44,100 --> 00:19:45,160 Well, as long as you guys are green, 418 00:19:45,184 --> 00:19:46,370 I'd like someone to keep an eye on you. 419 00:19:46,394 --> 00:19:47,914 Yeah, I'll watch them. Come on. Thanks. 420 00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:50,481 And, remember, no more pranks. Okay? 421 00:19:53,984 --> 00:19:55,778 Man: Think you're cool now? 422 00:19:55,903 --> 00:19:57,029 Woman: How do you like that? 423 00:19:57,154 --> 00:19:58,739 Last one, I swear. 424 00:20:04,161 --> 00:20:06,205 What's in that stuff? It reeks. 425 00:20:06,330 --> 00:20:08,416 Tell me about it. 426 00:20:08,541 --> 00:20:09,959 It's an organic mineral mask 427 00:20:10,084 --> 00:20:12,545 made of herbs, sea salt and fruit extractions 428 00:20:12,670 --> 00:20:14,004 from around the world. 429 00:20:14,130 --> 00:20:16,841 It should leech the toxins out of the skin. 430 00:20:16,966 --> 00:20:19,385 I feel like a girl. 431 00:20:19,510 --> 00:20:20,970 Would you rather stay green? 432 00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,056 Yeah, I didn't think so. 433 00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:29,019 I'll be right back. 434 00:20:29,979 --> 00:20:31,397 Smoothie? Sure. 435 00:20:31,522 --> 00:20:32,708 Vincent: Hey, can we get Lexi's special? 436 00:20:32,732 --> 00:20:34,442 Aunt Lex, what's up? 437 00:20:34,567 --> 00:20:37,820 Oh, I just came to get a smoothie before yoga, with Allison. 438 00:20:41,532 --> 00:20:43,242 What's Duncan doing here? 439 00:20:43,701 --> 00:20:46,537 He's taking pity on my green boyfriend. I hope that's okay. 440 00:20:47,246 --> 00:20:48,831 Yeah. Why wouldn't it be? 441 00:20:48,956 --> 00:20:50,475 Because I'm fraternizing with the enemy 442 00:20:50,499 --> 00:20:51,619 for my own selfish purposes. 443 00:20:51,667 --> 00:20:53,836 No, Duncan isn't the enemy. 444 00:20:53,961 --> 00:20:56,005 Besides, he's really good at what he does. 445 00:21:00,134 --> 00:21:01,844 I should probably go meet Allison. 446 00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:02,970 Here you go. Thank you. 447 00:21:03,095 --> 00:21:05,848 Oh, and a decaf Vinspresso ice cream. 448 00:21:05,973 --> 00:21:07,641 It's for Allison. She's craving it. 449 00:21:07,767 --> 00:21:08,934 Thanks. Vincent: Yeah. 450 00:21:09,059 --> 00:21:10,352 Bye, zo. 451 00:21:16,859 --> 00:21:17,985 Okay. 452 00:21:18,277 --> 00:21:19,987 Let's see what we got. 453 00:21:28,162 --> 00:21:29,162 Well? 454 00:21:30,539 --> 00:21:31,916 Yay. 455 00:21:32,041 --> 00:21:34,001 Duncan, you're a genius. 456 00:21:34,919 --> 00:21:36,712 Can we fix the rest of me now? 457 00:21:36,837 --> 00:21:40,090 It's not just you. How much of this stuff can we make? 458 00:21:43,135 --> 00:21:46,847 So, why would a cleaner want to steal globidium? 459 00:21:47,348 --> 00:21:50,309 Big ed wasn't just a cleaner. He was the cleaner. 460 00:21:50,434 --> 00:21:53,103 Clean rooms, contamination control, waste management. 461 00:21:53,229 --> 00:21:56,065 They're all essential to the research that we do here at global. 462 00:21:56,190 --> 00:21:59,443 I heard a single dust mite once got into lep at cern, 463 00:21:59,568 --> 00:22:01,612 set them back six months. 464 00:22:02,404 --> 00:22:06,242 Okay. So, if dirty is bad, 465 00:22:06,367 --> 00:22:09,995 then would ed have stolen the cells to power, like, 466 00:22:10,120 --> 00:22:11,288 a nuclear vacuum? 467 00:22:11,413 --> 00:22:14,041 I'm... it... 468 00:22:14,166 --> 00:22:16,585 What Tess means is that we have moved well beyond that. 469 00:22:16,710 --> 00:22:20,047 Big ed specialized in bio—mediation and using microorganisms 470 00:22:20,172 --> 00:22:24,134 to restore a contaminated environment back to its natural state. 471 00:22:25,052 --> 00:22:26,804 So, kind of like soap? 472 00:22:29,014 --> 00:22:30,140 What? 473 00:22:33,018 --> 00:22:34,812 Each organism was created 474 00:22:34,937 --> 00:22:36,814 to clean a particular metal or chemical, 475 00:22:36,939 --> 00:22:40,067 which makes it perfect for cleaning up industrial waste, 476 00:22:40,192 --> 00:22:41,902 oil spills and the like. 477 00:22:42,027 --> 00:22:45,030 Well, big Ed's remains were cleaned of radiation. 478 00:22:45,656 --> 00:22:48,033 Could he have had an organism that did that? 479 00:22:55,958 --> 00:22:56,958 All right, everyone, 480 00:22:57,042 --> 00:22:59,211 you need to apply the treatment wherever you're green, 481 00:22:59,336 --> 00:23:01,505 so take off your clothes. 482 00:23:02,256 --> 00:23:03,966 Get naked here? 483 00:23:05,551 --> 00:23:08,637 You heard him. You with me, boys with Duncan. 484 00:23:09,513 --> 00:23:12,016 Relax, Doug, nudity is perfectly natural, all right? 485 00:23:12,141 --> 00:23:13,559 I've lived in places in Africa 486 00:23:13,684 --> 00:23:15,895 where it's the custom to go au naturel. 487 00:23:16,020 --> 00:23:18,272 Only for you. I prefer privacy. 488 00:23:23,944 --> 00:23:26,739 Here it is. "Big ed bioengineered a prototype 489 00:23:26,864 --> 00:23:31,327 "for a microorganism that ingests gamma radiation for nuclear waste cleanups." 490 00:23:31,452 --> 00:23:33,537 He even gave it a nickname, spot. 491 00:23:33,662 --> 00:23:35,664 As in remover, I'm guessing. 492 00:23:35,789 --> 00:23:39,126 Yeah, well, Fargo said that big ed had a pet. 493 00:23:39,251 --> 00:23:41,462 Yeah, but all I see here are cleaning supplies. 494 00:23:41,587 --> 00:23:42,939 Yeah, and when I went by his house, 495 00:23:42,963 --> 00:23:46,008 he didn't have any food dishes or litter boxes, 496 00:23:47,051 --> 00:23:50,012 but could this pet project be his pet? 497 00:23:50,137 --> 00:23:52,222 Well, if it is, pets need to be fed. 498 00:23:52,348 --> 00:23:54,028 Want to guess what spot's favorite food is? 499 00:23:54,141 --> 00:23:56,185 Globidium. No wonder he's so far over budget. 500 00:23:56,310 --> 00:23:58,395 He used my power cells as pet food? 501 00:23:58,520 --> 00:23:59,956 Yeah, well, I mean, with you collecting it all, 502 00:23:59,980 --> 00:24:01,380 it was either that or let it starve. 503 00:24:01,440 --> 00:24:04,860 And if he ran out, spot might be after other sources of gamma radiation. 504 00:24:04,985 --> 00:24:06,904 Like a green big ed. 505 00:24:09,239 --> 00:24:11,492 Okay, where is this thing now? 506 00:24:14,036 --> 00:24:15,496 Looking for its next meal. 507 00:24:15,621 --> 00:24:16,621 In here? 508 00:24:16,664 --> 00:24:19,166 Well, it's not like it just could open up a door. 509 00:24:24,338 --> 00:24:26,423 But there's another way out. 510 00:24:39,436 --> 00:24:41,313 Man, this stuff stinks. 511 00:24:57,162 --> 00:24:58,872 What is in this stuff? 512 00:25:06,630 --> 00:25:08,048 Get off me! 513 00:25:09,133 --> 00:25:11,051 Fargo! Go! Go! Go! 514 00:25:12,636 --> 00:25:14,346 Fargo: What was that? 515 00:25:20,019 --> 00:25:22,187 I may never shower again. 516 00:25:28,152 --> 00:25:30,362 I'd rather go naked than wear fur. 517 00:25:31,488 --> 00:25:32,948 Okie—dokie. 518 00:25:38,829 --> 00:25:39,830 Allison: Yes, general. 519 00:25:39,955 --> 00:25:42,041 I understand your concern about the signal. 520 00:25:42,166 --> 00:25:43,375 Hey, you ready? 521 00:25:43,500 --> 00:25:44,585 Yeah, one sec. 522 00:25:44,710 --> 00:25:47,129 Yes, sir. I will schedule a call. 523 00:25:48,005 --> 00:25:49,131 Okay. 524 00:25:49,757 --> 00:25:50,758 Hey, partner, 525 00:25:50,883 --> 00:25:53,135 I got you a little present from Vincent. 526 00:25:53,260 --> 00:25:55,012 It's ice cream. It's a little melted. 527 00:25:55,137 --> 00:25:59,516 Mmm. I am so sorry. I am going to have to cancel yoga today. 528 00:25:59,641 --> 00:26:01,935 I have a situation that I have to deal with. 529 00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:04,104 Okay. Um... 530 00:26:05,647 --> 00:26:07,483 I guess I'll just see you next time. 531 00:26:08,609 --> 00:26:10,027 Hey, Lexi. 532 00:26:11,320 --> 00:26:12,321 Come on. 533 00:26:13,530 --> 00:26:14,656 You okay? 534 00:26:15,115 --> 00:26:17,367 Yes. No. I... 535 00:26:20,204 --> 00:26:21,955 Duncan's in town. 536 00:26:22,081 --> 00:26:23,540 Yes, I know. I met him. 537 00:26:23,665 --> 00:26:25,959 He's helping UN-green our bowling team. 538 00:26:26,085 --> 00:26:27,920 Yeah, he's good that way. 539 00:26:28,045 --> 00:26:30,089 He's good most ways, actually. 540 00:26:30,214 --> 00:26:31,757 Mmm. Too good. 541 00:26:32,216 --> 00:26:34,176 You make that sound like a bad thing. 542 00:26:34,301 --> 00:26:38,013 Oh, no, I just... I don't want him to change because of me. 543 00:26:38,722 --> 00:26:39,932 Or them. 544 00:26:40,057 --> 00:26:41,600 Oh. Well, I'm not gonna lie to you. 545 00:26:41,725 --> 00:26:45,395 Children definitely change things, but mostly for the better. 546 00:26:46,063 --> 00:26:47,439 You ever have any regrets? 547 00:26:47,564 --> 00:26:49,858 Oh, about having them? No. 548 00:26:49,983 --> 00:26:52,986 I mean, it's hard running this place and being a parent, 549 00:26:53,779 --> 00:26:56,156 but is it worth it? Absolutely. 550 00:26:56,824 --> 00:27:00,911 My only regret is that Nathan isn't here to share it with me. 551 00:27:04,456 --> 00:27:07,000 All right, I closed the valves in the main line into town, 552 00:27:07,126 --> 00:27:08,645 so that should keep it contained in the building. 553 00:27:08,669 --> 00:27:09,920 But if it went down the drain, 554 00:27:10,045 --> 00:27:11,547 what's to stop it from coming back up? 555 00:27:11,672 --> 00:27:13,382 Well, I think I scared it, actually. 556 00:27:13,507 --> 00:27:15,634 I mean, when I came in, itjumped off Fargo in a hurry. 557 00:27:15,759 --> 00:27:18,720 Now, trust me, you're not that intimidating. 558 00:27:18,846 --> 00:27:21,932 And single-celled microorganisms don't get scared. 559 00:27:22,057 --> 00:27:24,685 Well, it wasn't so micro, actually, and it was green. 560 00:27:24,810 --> 00:27:25,912 I mean, that can't be a coincidence. 561 00:27:25,936 --> 00:27:27,705 Well, it might have reacted with the gamma radiation 562 00:27:27,729 --> 00:27:28,772 in big ed and mutated, 563 00:27:28,897 --> 00:27:32,192 but you know what? I'm not detecting any radiation signature. 564 00:27:32,317 --> 00:27:34,236 Well, that makes it tough to track. 565 00:27:35,112 --> 00:27:37,156 Well, maybe, instead of going after it 566 00:27:37,990 --> 00:27:39,032 we bring it to us. 567 00:27:39,158 --> 00:27:39,992 With what? 568 00:27:40,117 --> 00:27:41,201 Bait. 569 00:27:46,165 --> 00:27:47,541 Lexi. 570 00:27:47,666 --> 00:27:48,917 Duncan. 571 00:27:49,042 --> 00:27:51,086 Hey, I heard what you did for the team. 572 00:27:51,211 --> 00:27:53,463 Always helping people wherever you go. 573 00:27:54,339 --> 00:27:56,008 Listen, can we talk? 574 00:27:56,633 --> 00:27:58,635 I don't think there's anything left to say. 575 00:27:58,760 --> 00:28:00,095 Lexi, why are you pushing me away? 576 00:28:00,220 --> 00:28:03,807 Because there are plenty of people out there for you to save. 577 00:28:03,932 --> 00:28:04,975 I'm not one of them. 578 00:28:05,100 --> 00:28:08,478 I never thought you were. If anything, you saved me. 579 00:28:09,396 --> 00:28:12,357 I'm sorry. I'm late for class. Bye. 580 00:28:18,280 --> 00:28:20,616 We can't afford to lose any more globidium. 581 00:28:20,741 --> 00:28:22,993 Well, what we can't afford to lose is researchers. 582 00:28:23,118 --> 00:28:25,162 Oh, thanks, way to make me look selfish. 583 00:28:25,287 --> 00:28:27,998 What we need is a sample large enough to lure spot out 584 00:28:28,123 --> 00:28:29,350 before he finds another food source. 585 00:28:29,374 --> 00:28:31,144 And when he comes out to eat... we capture him. 586 00:28:31,168 --> 00:28:32,168 Done and done. 587 00:28:32,252 --> 00:28:33,712 Famous last words. 588 00:28:34,338 --> 00:28:36,632 What? Do you have a better idea? 589 00:28:36,757 --> 00:28:38,067 You're pretty sure of yourself, aren't you? 590 00:28:38,091 --> 00:28:41,345 Well, yeah, I mean, part of my Andy Griffith charm. 591 00:28:44,973 --> 00:28:46,225 Oh, my god. 592 00:28:48,810 --> 00:28:51,021 What happened to all my globidium? 593 00:28:54,191 --> 00:28:57,152 God. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that. 594 00:28:57,277 --> 00:29:00,072 I think spot's found another food source. 595 00:29:00,197 --> 00:29:01,323 Come on. 596 00:29:05,702 --> 00:29:06,787 Back! 597 00:29:11,124 --> 00:29:13,752 We're gonna need a bigger container. 598 00:29:18,715 --> 00:29:20,068 We've got to contain it to section five. 599 00:29:20,092 --> 00:29:21,718 Well, the entire level is locked down. 600 00:29:21,843 --> 00:29:23,446 Well, that won't help if it's traveling through the pipes. 601 00:29:23,470 --> 00:29:25,114 Well, at least it's trapped in the building. 602 00:29:25,138 --> 00:29:27,158 No, for the moment, but you saw what it did to that door. 603 00:29:27,182 --> 00:29:28,183 It could pop up anywhere. 604 00:29:28,308 --> 00:29:29,994 The bigger it gets, the more gamma radiation it needs. 605 00:29:30,018 --> 00:29:32,479 We need to secure any potential sources. 606 00:29:32,604 --> 00:29:34,022 I'll start to evacuate. 607 00:29:34,940 --> 00:29:38,193 Judging by its size, it'll eat just about anything. 608 00:29:40,112 --> 00:29:42,114 Did you just look at me when you said that? 609 00:29:44,032 --> 00:29:45,951 No, no! I was... ice cream! 610 00:29:46,076 --> 00:29:47,262 I was looking at the ice cream. 611 00:29:47,286 --> 00:29:48,370 Ice... the cold. 612 00:29:48,495 --> 00:29:50,431 When Fargo was in the shower, he bumped into the faucet. 613 00:29:50,455 --> 00:29:53,135 I thought that I scared it, but maybe it just doesn't like the cold. 614 00:29:53,166 --> 00:29:54,876 So, what are you proposing? 615 00:29:55,002 --> 00:29:56,962 That we freeze it in its tracks. 616 00:29:57,754 --> 00:29:58,755 Hmm. 617 00:30:02,050 --> 00:30:03,635 Hey! It's the miracle worker! 618 00:30:03,760 --> 00:30:04,988 Thanks so much for taking care of Lucas. 619 00:30:05,012 --> 00:30:07,389 Our prom pictures would have sucked. 620 00:30:07,514 --> 00:30:08,849 My pleasure. 621 00:30:08,974 --> 00:30:09,993 Can I get a large coffee to go? 622 00:30:10,017 --> 00:30:11,977 I've got a long drive ahead of me. 623 00:30:13,478 --> 00:30:15,230 Wait. You're leaving? 624 00:30:15,731 --> 00:30:18,371 Well, your aunt's made it perfectly clear she doesn't want me here. 625 00:30:18,650 --> 00:30:20,461 So you travel halfway across the world to see her, 626 00:30:20,485 --> 00:30:22,654 and then you just give up? 627 00:30:22,779 --> 00:30:24,740 I can't make her talk to me. 628 00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:26,408 Well, you can talk to her. 629 00:30:27,034 --> 00:30:28,910 I've tried, Zoe. She won't listen. 630 00:30:29,036 --> 00:30:30,370 Well, try again. 631 00:30:30,495 --> 00:30:33,040 Look, Carter women are complicated 632 00:30:33,165 --> 00:30:36,626 and stubborn and slightly crazy, 633 00:30:37,419 --> 00:30:39,254 but we're definitely worth the fight. 634 00:30:39,379 --> 00:30:42,090 She doesn't want me to fight anymore, Zoe. 635 00:30:42,716 --> 00:30:44,134 So, I'm going home. 636 00:30:45,010 --> 00:30:46,678 Can I have my coffee, please? 637 00:30:51,850 --> 00:30:53,268 Tell her goodbye for me. 638 00:30:54,936 --> 00:30:56,563 Tell her yourself. 639 00:31:03,028 --> 00:31:04,237 Temperature Gauge. Mmm-hmm. 640 00:31:04,363 --> 00:31:05,781 Arming mechanism. Yeah. 641 00:31:05,906 --> 00:31:07,616 And I've rigged you a motion detector 642 00:31:07,741 --> 00:31:08,926 so you can track spot's movement. 643 00:31:08,950 --> 00:31:09,951 Thank you. 644 00:31:10,077 --> 00:31:11,953 Are you sure freezing this thing is gonna work? 645 00:31:12,079 --> 00:31:13,997 Oh, yeah. Yeah, it worked in the blob. 646 00:31:14,122 --> 00:31:15,122 Oh, very reassuring. 647 00:31:15,207 --> 00:31:16,500 Well, it's a living organism. 648 00:31:16,625 --> 00:31:19,187 The cells shouldn't be able to stand temperatures below 200 Kelvin. 649 00:31:19,211 --> 00:31:20,253 Just be careful, Carter. 650 00:31:20,379 --> 00:31:23,131 I should be able to handle a mindless eating machine. 651 00:31:24,132 --> 00:31:26,176 You looked at me again. 652 00:31:28,178 --> 00:31:32,766 Oh. No. The... No, no, I was... the... 653 00:31:32,891 --> 00:31:33,934 You're pretty. 654 00:31:34,059 --> 00:31:35,477 Oh, nice save! 655 00:31:36,103 --> 00:31:37,187 The blob. 656 00:31:37,312 --> 00:31:39,082 Must have been drawn by the emissions from the power station 657 00:31:39,106 --> 00:31:40,107 at sublevel 12. 658 00:31:40,232 --> 00:31:42,234 But that emits Alpha radiation, not gamma. 659 00:31:42,359 --> 00:31:44,945 Which means any source of radiation could be on the menu now. 660 00:31:45,070 --> 00:31:46,446 Including us. 661 00:31:47,030 --> 00:31:48,323 Awesome. 662 00:31:58,375 --> 00:31:59,626 I'm in. 663 00:31:59,751 --> 00:32:00,752 Carter: Now what? 664 00:32:00,877 --> 00:32:02,963 All right, Jack, watch yourself. 665 00:32:03,088 --> 00:32:05,048 Well, he's not detecting any movement down there. 666 00:32:05,173 --> 00:32:08,051 Allison: But the station's Alpha emissions are at 20% and dropping. 667 00:32:08,176 --> 00:32:10,220 Jack, spot's got to be there. 668 00:32:10,345 --> 00:32:12,931 The relay station's on your left about 50 meters down. 669 00:32:13,056 --> 00:32:14,516 Be careful. 670 00:32:15,016 --> 00:32:16,476 Yeah. Thanks. 671 00:32:19,104 --> 00:32:20,313 Hey, spot? 672 00:32:22,357 --> 00:32:24,734 Got a nice frozen treat for you. 673 00:32:35,996 --> 00:32:37,831 Uh, something's happening. 674 00:32:38,165 --> 00:32:40,542 Movement detected, 40 meters away. 675 00:32:40,667 --> 00:32:42,961 Movement is minimal, relatively stationary. 676 00:32:43,086 --> 00:32:45,672 Allison: Alpha emissions now at 10%. 677 00:32:46,173 --> 00:32:48,133 All right, maybe it's still working on dinner. 678 00:32:57,225 --> 00:33:00,353 It's on the move, heading right towards him. Thirty meters and closing. 679 00:33:00,479 --> 00:33:01,563 Alpha emissions depleted. 680 00:33:01,688 --> 00:33:03,732 Talk about a dine and dash. Twenty meters. 681 00:33:06,943 --> 00:33:08,695 I don't see it. Where is it? 682 00:33:08,820 --> 00:33:09,821 Ten meters. 683 00:33:09,946 --> 00:33:12,091 Jack, just look around. I mean, he's got to be right in front of you! 684 00:33:12,115 --> 00:33:13,909 You should be able to see it. 685 00:33:15,577 --> 00:33:17,120 Or not. 686 00:33:38,642 --> 00:33:40,602 Jack, what's happening? You okay? 687 00:33:40,727 --> 00:33:41,937 Jack, come on, say something! 688 00:33:42,062 --> 00:33:44,439 Allison: What's going on? Carter? 689 00:33:45,482 --> 00:33:47,943 Yeah, how do you like me now, huh? 690 00:33:59,287 --> 00:34:02,916 Wait a second. It's moving away. Ten meters, 15 meters... 691 00:34:03,041 --> 00:34:04,918 Jack, what's happening? 692 00:34:10,799 --> 00:34:12,217 I think I made it mad. 693 00:34:12,968 --> 00:34:13,968 It's back in the pipes. 694 00:34:14,052 --> 00:34:15,112 Yeah, but I'm guessing not for long. 695 00:34:15,136 --> 00:34:16,596 So much for your Hollywood ending. 696 00:34:16,721 --> 00:34:17,889 Tess. 697 00:34:18,014 --> 00:34:19,414 So I was wrong about the cold thing, 698 00:34:19,516 --> 00:34:21,893 but spot jumped off Fargo for a reason. 699 00:34:22,018 --> 00:34:24,145 Well, maybe, it didn't like the way he tasted. 700 00:34:25,105 --> 00:34:26,189 Hmm. 701 00:34:28,108 --> 00:34:29,109 That's not bad. 702 00:34:29,234 --> 00:34:30,569 I have my moments. 703 00:34:31,152 --> 00:34:32,362 Okay. 704 00:34:32,487 --> 00:34:35,073 So, what? Duncan's beauty cream? 705 00:34:35,198 --> 00:34:36,467 I mean, Fargo had it all over him. 706 00:34:36,491 --> 00:34:38,094 If it neutralized the gamma radiation in the guys, 707 00:34:38,118 --> 00:34:39,118 it might neutralize spot. 708 00:34:39,202 --> 00:34:40,203 So, what's in it? 709 00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:42,998 Well, he uses a variety of organic astringents, antioxidants, 710 00:34:43,123 --> 00:34:44,332 anhydrous desiccants. 711 00:34:46,418 --> 00:34:48,169 Desiccants, it's a hydroscopic substance 712 00:34:48,295 --> 00:34:50,338 that induces dryness in its environment. 713 00:34:50,463 --> 00:34:52,007 Like salt! Yeah. 714 00:34:52,132 --> 00:34:53,925 Or salty things! 715 00:34:54,050 --> 00:34:55,093 Yeah. 716 00:34:55,218 --> 00:34:56,845 Your brain is really an enigma. 717 00:34:56,970 --> 00:34:58,972 No, but could we use that to fight spot? 718 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:01,433 I mean, salt can kill slugs. 719 00:35:01,558 --> 00:35:04,811 By dehydration. So, if spot's physiology is similar, 720 00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:07,897 then Duncan's compound would have the same effect. 721 00:35:08,023 --> 00:35:09,649 Great. We get like a truckload of it 722 00:35:09,774 --> 00:35:11,252 and just flush it down the drain and kill it. 723 00:35:11,276 --> 00:35:13,987 Well, I don't know. Freezing it only affected the outer shell. 724 00:35:14,112 --> 00:35:15,464 Well, then we need a better delivery system, 725 00:35:15,488 --> 00:35:18,617 something that'll blast the compound inside-out. 726 00:35:19,701 --> 00:35:21,703 I think I got some guys who can help us. 727 00:35:22,120 --> 00:35:23,788 Bringing me behind enemy lines, deputy? 728 00:35:23,913 --> 00:35:24,956 You must really like me. 729 00:35:25,081 --> 00:35:27,959 Or I'm just trying to kill you. Which is it? 730 00:35:28,084 --> 00:35:29,270 Hey, you're not green anymore. 731 00:35:29,294 --> 00:35:31,713 But you're still stupid. Go figure. 732 00:35:31,838 --> 00:35:34,466 Stop! You guys made this mess. You can help us fix it. 733 00:35:34,591 --> 00:35:35,591 What do you want? 734 00:35:35,634 --> 00:35:37,594 Your camoscope, hand it over. 735 00:35:37,719 --> 00:35:40,513 No can do, sheriff. You don't have clearance at area 51. 736 00:35:40,639 --> 00:35:42,057 But I do. 737 00:35:42,182 --> 00:35:43,391 Tess Fontana? 738 00:35:43,516 --> 00:35:45,036 What are you doing slumming with these losers? 739 00:35:45,060 --> 00:35:47,103 Slumming? Who do you think you're fooling, Toby? 740 00:35:47,228 --> 00:35:50,106 You applied to transfer here three times. 741 00:35:50,231 --> 00:35:51,274 Oh, busted! 742 00:35:51,399 --> 00:35:53,210 Yeah, guys, we don't have time for this. Hand it over. 743 00:35:53,234 --> 00:35:54,235 Tess: Come on. 744 00:35:57,197 --> 00:35:58,198 Here you go. 745 00:35:58,323 --> 00:35:59,383 You got Duncan's formula? Yeah. 746 00:35:59,407 --> 00:36:01,287 Time to put everybody's toys together. Let's go. 747 00:36:02,410 --> 00:36:03,953 You first. Oh, no, after you. 748 00:36:04,079 --> 00:36:05,455 No. 749 00:36:11,211 --> 00:36:13,338 Thanks. Yeah, I love messing with those guys. 750 00:36:13,463 --> 00:36:15,006 Oh! 751 00:36:16,841 --> 00:36:18,385 What's going on? 752 00:36:19,678 --> 00:36:22,478 That was spot breaking through the shutoff valves on the main pipeline. 753 00:36:22,514 --> 00:36:23,616 It's gotten out of the building. 754 00:36:23,640 --> 00:36:25,326 All right, we're gonna have to figure out where it's going. 755 00:36:25,350 --> 00:36:28,111 Well, there are radiation sources all over town, including the people. 756 00:36:28,228 --> 00:36:30,331 Yeah, but globidium's still its favorite flavor, right? 757 00:36:30,355 --> 00:36:32,399 Yeah, but everybody's turned it in. 758 00:36:32,524 --> 00:36:34,150 Well, not everybody. 759 00:36:34,275 --> 00:36:35,694 Who's left? 760 00:36:38,488 --> 00:36:39,948 Zoe, it's me. Are you at the house? 761 00:36:40,073 --> 00:36:42,075 Mmm. I'm at cafe diem. 762 00:36:42,200 --> 00:36:44,577 Good. Is Lexi with you? Sarah's not picking up. 763 00:36:44,703 --> 00:36:46,955 No, she got takeout and went home. 764 00:36:47,080 --> 00:36:48,665 Something wrong? 765 00:36:48,790 --> 00:36:52,127 Yeah. I don't think she'll be dining alone. 766 00:36:55,213 --> 00:36:57,132 Sarah, can you get the door? 767 00:36:58,258 --> 00:36:59,467 Sarah? 768 00:37:00,468 --> 00:37:01,720 Sarah? 769 00:37:24,284 --> 00:37:26,953 Lexi: Sarah? Sarah, what's going on? 770 00:37:29,122 --> 00:37:31,958 Lexi? You make me crazy. You know that? 771 00:37:32,083 --> 00:37:33,251 Uh, come on in. 772 00:37:33,376 --> 00:37:34,895 You don't get to just decide everything. 773 00:37:34,919 --> 00:37:36,546 You're not the supreme decider. 774 00:37:36,671 --> 00:37:38,339 Supreme decider? 775 00:37:39,132 --> 00:37:41,468 You may have nothing else to say, all right? But I do. 776 00:37:41,593 --> 00:37:43,428 And I'm not leaving until you hear it. 777 00:37:43,553 --> 00:37:44,804 Okay. 778 00:37:44,929 --> 00:37:46,157 I know we didn't plan for this. 779 00:37:46,181 --> 00:37:47,974 I know that kids are gonna change things. 780 00:37:48,099 --> 00:37:49,893 Maybe we won't travel the world for a while, 781 00:37:50,018 --> 00:37:53,480 but when we do, at least we'll see things through the eyes of our kids. 782 00:37:53,605 --> 00:37:56,065 Honestly, I can't think of anything better. 783 00:37:56,191 --> 00:37:57,609 Okay, you say that now, 784 00:37:57,734 --> 00:38:00,361 but what about in six months, or six years? 785 00:38:00,487 --> 00:38:03,072 This isn't a temporary assignment in Tanzania, Duncan. 786 00:38:03,198 --> 00:38:04,949 This is the rest of our lives. 787 00:38:05,074 --> 00:38:06,701 That doesn't scare me. 788 00:38:07,410 --> 00:38:08,828 I know I freaked out before, okay, 789 00:38:08,953 --> 00:38:10,830 but you don't have to doubt me now. 790 00:38:12,207 --> 00:38:15,168 Okay, it's not that I doubted you. It's just... 791 00:38:15,919 --> 00:38:17,921 When I was a kid, I always had the feeling 792 00:38:18,046 --> 00:38:19,607 that my dad would rather be somewhere else, 793 00:38:19,631 --> 00:38:22,342 and I would just hate it if you ever felt that way. 794 00:38:22,467 --> 00:38:24,219 Lexi, I love you. 795 00:38:24,677 --> 00:38:26,054 I want us all to be together. 796 00:38:26,179 --> 00:38:28,932 I know the timing isn't perfect and we're gonna have our problems, 797 00:38:29,057 --> 00:38:31,851 but whatever comes, we'll handle it. 798 00:38:33,436 --> 00:38:35,563 You might want to reconsider. 799 00:38:37,148 --> 00:38:38,900 What the hell is that? 800 00:38:40,902 --> 00:38:43,947 Whoa! You know what? Get back. Get back! 801 00:38:44,072 --> 00:38:45,698 Lexi: Jack! Duncan: Get out of here! 802 00:38:45,824 --> 00:38:47,158 Lexi, go. 803 00:38:48,910 --> 00:38:50,453 Go. Go. 804 00:38:53,748 --> 00:38:57,877 Duncan, this is what it wants. 805 00:38:58,878 --> 00:38:59,879 Bowling? 806 00:39:00,004 --> 00:39:02,966 No. This is basically a salt center with a gamma-radiation shell. 807 00:39:03,091 --> 00:39:05,343 When it loosens, you run. 808 00:39:05,468 --> 00:39:06,594 Yeah. 809 00:39:09,889 --> 00:39:11,099 Does spot want a treat? 810 00:39:13,977 --> 00:39:16,187 There you go. There you go. 811 00:39:17,355 --> 00:39:19,148 Here you go. Okay. 812 00:39:22,235 --> 00:39:23,695 Okay. Is it loosening? 813 00:39:23,820 --> 00:39:25,154 Yeah. 814 00:39:25,280 --> 00:39:26,322 Get ready. 815 00:39:26,447 --> 00:39:28,241 Duncan: It's working! 816 00:39:54,017 --> 00:39:55,310 Everybody... 817 00:39:56,060 --> 00:39:57,937 I'll take that as a yes. 818 00:39:59,439 --> 00:40:00,565 Can I take that as a yes? 819 00:40:00,690 --> 00:40:02,483 Yes. Yes! 820 00:40:03,776 --> 00:40:06,195 We don't have to live here, do we? 821 00:40:11,034 --> 00:40:12,160 I'm good. 822 00:40:19,167 --> 00:40:20,418 Perfect. 823 00:40:21,127 --> 00:40:23,463 A 7—10 split. That's got to hurt. 824 00:40:23,588 --> 00:40:25,006 And with area 51 in the lead, 825 00:40:25,131 --> 00:40:27,592 Eureka needs the spare in order to win. 826 00:40:27,717 --> 00:40:29,260 The pressure is on. 827 00:40:29,385 --> 00:40:30,720 Come on! We can do this! 828 00:40:33,014 --> 00:40:34,575 I thought you guys would already be on the road. 829 00:40:34,599 --> 00:40:36,059 Oh, don't sound so anxious. 830 00:40:36,184 --> 00:40:37,560 I'm not anxious. 831 00:40:37,685 --> 00:40:39,121 I'm totally gonna miss you, aunt Lex. 832 00:40:39,145 --> 00:40:41,064 Oh, I'm totally gonna miss you, too. 833 00:40:41,189 --> 00:40:43,608 And I'm actually gonna miss you, as well. 834 00:40:43,733 --> 00:40:46,361 And I'm actually almost touched. 835 00:40:47,070 --> 00:40:48,780 Don't worry. We'll come back and visit. 836 00:40:48,905 --> 00:40:50,073 Oh, you better. 837 00:40:51,741 --> 00:40:53,493 Trying to watch a game here. 838 00:40:53,618 --> 00:40:55,995 Fargo, wipe the floor with them! 839 00:41:37,453 --> 00:41:39,831 Eureka wins! Yeah! 840 00:41:57,181 --> 00:41:58,891 Well played, Fargo. 841 00:41:59,392 --> 00:42:01,102 Big of you to say, bismark. 842 00:42:01,227 --> 00:42:02,454 Doesn't make us friends, though. 843 00:42:02,478 --> 00:42:04,147 I'll shake on that. 844 00:42:10,153 --> 00:42:11,654 That's an amazing shot, Fargo. 845 00:42:11,779 --> 00:42:12,822 Thank you, sheriff. 846 00:42:12,947 --> 00:42:14,747 And thank you for not playing any more pranks. 847 00:42:14,824 --> 00:42:15,992 I appreciate that. 848 00:42:16,117 --> 00:42:17,410 Yeah, well, we won. 849 00:42:17,535 --> 00:42:20,496 We didn't really need to rub it in their faces. 850 00:42:20,621 --> 00:42:21,831 Fargo! 851 00:42:24,167 --> 00:42:27,211 But we really wanted to. Got to run! 852 00:42:31,632 --> 00:42:33,217 I love this town. 853 00:42:36,846 --> 00:42:39,140 Allison: Any luck identifying the source of the signal? 854 00:42:39,265 --> 00:42:41,350 No. We can't get an image. 855 00:42:41,476 --> 00:42:43,728 Our atmospheric window has closed. 856 00:42:43,853 --> 00:42:46,064 So, we'll have no way of knowing what's coming 857 00:42:46,189 --> 00:42:47,589 until it's practically on top of us. 858 00:42:47,690 --> 00:42:51,235 Unless we can figure out how to decipher the signal, no. 859 00:42:52,195 --> 00:42:53,446 Listen, Tess, 860 00:42:53,988 --> 00:42:55,239 general Mansfield is concerned 861 00:42:55,364 --> 00:42:57,992 that whatever is sending this signal may not be friendly. 862 00:42:58,117 --> 00:43:00,661 He's ordered me to prepare a defense system. 863 00:43:00,787 --> 00:43:04,082 What? Allison, you can't. 864 00:43:04,207 --> 00:43:07,085 Whatever it is, you could provoke it or you could scare it off. 865 00:43:07,210 --> 00:43:09,370 Well, I'm afraid that's a risk that we'll have to take. 866 00:43:09,462 --> 00:43:11,756 We have to be prepared for anything.